Prime Minister Blair and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
Tony told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened, and to offer to pay for the pig.
About one hour later the PM sees his driver staggering back to the car with a bottle of whisky in one hand, an expensive cigar in the other and his clothes all tattered and torn.
"Wha' 'appen' to you?" asked Tony.
"Well, says the man, "the Farmer gave me the Whisky, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me till I could hardly stand."
"Wow, what do you tell 'em?" asks Tony.
The driver replies, "That I'm Tony Blair's driver, and I just killed the pig."